Shake and Bake

To exercise as soon as you wake up in the morning, immediately followed by a satisfying bowl of your dankest weed. Hence, "Shaking" and "Baking"

I did a lil shake and bake this morning, never felt so relieved in my life.

by Toastito November 3, 2008

Chicken bake

Used to describe those who are unable to quickly make a decision when faced with many options, such as with a lunch menu. Wavering and vascillating, "chicken bakes" often hold tightly to one menu item for the rest of their lives, valuing the security of knowing what they are getting. With a history marked with regrets over past dining decisions, a "chicken bake" craves the security of a risk-free mealtime.

"What would you like, sir?"
"Chicken bake."

by Skattabrak October 18, 2007

Wake and bake

The phrase “wake and bake” is used when someone wakes up and smokes marijuana first thing in the morning before breakfast, brushing your teeth, or doing any sort of activity.

Let's wake and bake after a our long day or night to put our body into a relaxed mode and fall back to sleep.

by ToothQueen21 October 3, 2016

baked cock

when your baked and you get a woody

::hits bong:: dude that chick gave me a baked cock

by Brian smithers July 15, 2007

Twice Baked

A phenomena where a person takes a shit, freezes it to insert it into another's bung hole. The second then defecates the same shit, and the turd is said to be twice baked.

Babe, I think we need to get closer, I think I should try a twice baked turd

by JamesDougherty January 23, 2014

shake and bake

In an odd mood or moment. the feeling one gets after being caught in doing something they have no buinsness doing.

I walked in and her arms and legs told me she was in shake and bake

by Sun Rhythms October 14, 2004

nigga bake

She who resembles the drinking habits of a african american or person who is above the age of the individual. Commonly the woman will have a waistline below size 4, and will be attracted to irish people who wont take enough shots to properly call themselves a man.

"Nikki was being a nigga bake when she took eight shots with her big bro, after hooking up with blow birdsong during the finals game."

by bake diesel June 24, 2012