text-to-bang index

Abbreviated : TTB-Index. Refers to the number of texts it takes to achieve the much longed for intercourse with a woman. Take the number of texts, divide by the number of times you had intercourse and that yields the TTB-Index. A score between 1 and 10 usually points to an open-minded woman (read: slut) while any score about 100 can be safely considered a prude. Inbetween is just average.

- Tom, have you seen the new girl in Eco 101?
- Yah, she got some nice cans, wonder if she gives head..
- Well I think so, heard her text-to-bang index is way below 30!

by GDaSL December 1, 2011

Rough Cake Baking

An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.

I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.

by MaximusDecimusMeridius May 17, 2012

Bake and bang

To get baked and then have sex

Yo bitch lets bake and bang or hey let's bake and bang

by Words layer June 12, 2015

blockbuster and bang

Like Netflix and Chill, but for the early 2000s. The act of renting a movie/show from Blockbuster, and having it play on the background during sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: yo dude ima bout to blockbuster and bang with mah girl
Guy 2: doooooooope

by Alfonzo June 15, 2016

shaking and baking

Working smart and making money

He has his own business. He is shaking and baking.

by Dr. Sweet July 3, 2017

Hang n' Bang

When you're going to get freaky while hanging out with your girlfriend.

Friend- "Ayy bro what u gonna do at her house later?"
You- "I'm boutta Hang n' Bang wit my girl bro."
Friend- Don't forget protection alright bro.
You- " you bett I'm already prepared."

by OfficiallyMemes February 16, 2018

Canadian Anger Bang

That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty

regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open

Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*

by ghostluchador May 23, 2018