alexander

A very beautiful person

alexander over there is gorgeous

by ilovealexandereek January 24, 2022

alexander

fit fit fit

alexander is fit

by ilovealexandereek January 24, 2022

Alexander

A huge nerd who girls find “weirdly attractive”
That one kid who everyone thinks is gay

“Oh there’s Alexander, he gets no bitches”
“Idk, I’d hit if I could though”

by Liquidsmooth February 4, 2022

Alexander NY

A shitty small town in upstate NY known for nothing but having 1 gas station and a bunch of drug using shitty people. not much to it other than the school who spent 50k on a sign and can’t afford lunches.

“wanna go to Alexander NY?”. “no.”

by John seize October 9, 2021

Alexander Technique

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.

Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days

by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021

Alexander

Alexander is a good child, he is a good boyfriend and is loving and kind. he has brothers and loves to play games with freinds, alexander had many freinds i mean 2-3 main ones. Alecander is eva mental threipst but after he then need some help afterward but he will not get that help... EVER

Girl 1: hey look that boy looks like good boyfriend material
girls 2: I know it must be an alexander
Girl 1: he must be

by eva_cool October 20, 2021

Alexander M "doing an alexander M"

alexander m or "doing an alexander" is the definition of snorthing lines of cocaine off male genitalia while getting fingered from behind. you often come a cross this situation when you see a used junkie almost always indian trying to get into clubs or getting free drugs from a dealer by offering to suck his genitalia and after snorthing coke of it

Alexander M "doing an alexander M" maiiin please let me in imma Alexander m you handsome"
"yo im tryna get a g, can i pay you with an Alexander m?"

by shadowdagger3000 September 6, 2021