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Addicted urban voter

A person who is addicted to voting words on or off on the urban dictionary
"heyy why are u always voting on the urban dictionary"
"Cause I'm an addicted urban voter"
by 124235346 February 24, 2017
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Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

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Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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screen addict

A person, (eg. Harald), who's addicted to watching YouTube and/or gaming, or other forms of screen use.
Man 1: Man, Harald is such a screen addict
Man 2: Seriously Harald, get it together
by xXxXx69yeetmaster69xXxXx March 25, 2019
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Addictive funk

Used to describe when something unconventional results in satisfaction and/or pleasure.
The chorus has an addictive funk to it.

Dry dog food has that addictive funk.
by Avidaddictivefunker February 23, 2024
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Hep addict

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction. Sometimes referred to as diabetes.
He’s a real Hep addict. Got his own internet show too. Has some technical people do it for him. Won’t quote him ‘cause he just likes to create sensation for his hep addiction.
by Mark Falconer September 9, 2018
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gore addiction

A gore addiction is when ur addicted 2 gore like me. I zont know anything else abt it tho. It just fucks up your mind. I legit started watching gore about a month ago and I’m extremely sadistic and masochistic now. it just fucks you up. Don’t watch it. My gore addiction started when I was getting curious and I looked up some gore website. Do NOT look up gore, even just looking up gore once can fuck you up, especially if you’re a child. This addiction has basically ruined my fucking life. My depression got way worse and now I’ve just become so depressed that I’m just basically numb to everything now, I feel like nothing matters. Seriously, don’t look up gore, even if you think you won’t get addicted to it. And if you are already addicted to gore then try and stay away from looking at blood and sharp objects because I’ve noticed that I personally get triggered easily by them and it just causes a relapse
Person 1: I’ve got a gore addiction
Person 2: that shit fucks up lives, man
Person 1: pluh
by Im_Scared_Of_The_Females August 7, 2024
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