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The Insurrection Act

So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"
Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2023
mugGet the The Insurrection Actmug.

fair fight act of 1988

The Fair Fight Act of 1988 set the bylaws of street fights in Detroit during the 80s and 90s. It’s sole purpose was to set the groundwork for what was considered legal and illegal in a street fight among two parties settling their differences by way of force. Along with the typical rules of the street fight, ie. no eye gouging, no biting and no low blows, the Fair Fight Act aimed to eliminate anything but the use of hands.
Kicks of any sort will violate the code of the "Fair Fight Act of 1988". Damaging knees can cause a permanent injury, mf might walk a cane for the rest of his life. Use of firearms are permitted in such cases.
by DimSumProphet August 28, 2019
mugGet the fair fight act of 1988mug.

Parliament act 1313

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head
Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
by Sebby294 May 30, 2021
mugGet the Parliament act 1313mug.

act hole

An activist who is an asshole. Thinks that they are surrounded by ignorant close-minded bigots because no one wants to deal with them. Usually confuses people not liking them personally with not supporting their cause.
Person 1: "Bethany doesn't realize that constantly demanding people check their privilege doesn't really do anything but make people dislike her more."

Person 2: "Yeah she's such an act hole"
by Putyourbrainon73 September 3, 2016
mugGet the act holemug.

ACT NIGHT

A night for middle schoolers to get pushed around by police officers
by Bdbdbdh August 20, 2017
mugGet the ACT NIGHTmug.

act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra
Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".
by Mr.McGinnis June 27, 2016
mugGet the act like geese and get the flock outta heremug.

Act of Michido

Attempting to get with a child that is either 12 years of age or less.
Alex: Oh no, Brian look. Tyrone is performing another act of michido.
Brian: Isn't that the 12th time this week?
Alex: I think its the 16th, he was going after a group when you were in the bathroom.
by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere March 21, 2017
mugGet the Act of Michidomug.

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