Skeet Fish

An aquatic creature composed entirely of the male ejaculant.

A pool of male ejaculant in the shape of a jesus fish.

Mom! Dad! I just caught a skeet fish!

by Darkz November 16, 2006

skeets

Skeets the thin pant suits the make a skeet noise when you walk.

I got new Nike skeets yesterday

by Carmen April 12, 2004

skeet and squiggle

when a man ejaculates on a womans stomach and then the man wiggles or "squiggles" his penis on her jizzy stomach

he skeet and squiggled all over her. it was awesome

by flipsideofthings August 1, 2009

skeet dabbin

chilling, relaxing, just kickin back

cooling with people

Dom Carlucci enjoys skeet dabbin with his bids.

by biddie macker September 26, 2010

skeet jockey

One who chooses to wrangle or catch all the skeet that comes there way.

"Man, she took all that skeet good."
"Yeah, she's a skeet jockey"

by jimmytootall December 24, 2008

Skeet radius

The ten-foot radius surrounding all heterosexual males inside which another heterosexual male may not ejaculate.

Will: Dude, I gotta rub one out.
Chris: No, man, you're in my skeet radius!

by The Endd June 10, 2008

skeet snot

When a man cums in the woman's nose and it hangs out her noseholes like snot. Like little babies but with cum.

If sniffed can cause retardation.

"Ummmm... i love when skeet snot leaks from my nose all the way to my tongue!! fuck !"

by nicesht February 21, 2009