Pity Poon

A technique where one embraces a display of self pity and wallowing to achieve vass amounts of poon

"He's getting the pity poon again"

by A Stewin December 5, 2017

Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.

DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!

by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018

poon-tangled

An intimate excuse.

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "

by poon doc January 24, 2014

Poon Rain

When a female with a unusually large poon ejaculates all over the other mans dick and is forced to explode all over the room. This event happens only on full moons, and when it occurs, it typically rocks the whole neighborhood.

Guy 1 - "Dude, I got poon rained last night!"

Guy 2 - "Ya bro I felt it from my house, it must have flooded the room."

by sea-pizzle-sizzle December 7, 2011

Necro poon

Dead pussy

Guy: I'm into that Fresh Poon from the club

Friend: Nah man, let's just hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.

by TheBigHandle September 11, 2018

Anti-poon

A person who gets absolutely no women due to them being a dumb bastard and not having a way with the ladies.

A person who repels pussy.

Manny was not a good wingman because he was the fuckin Anti-poon.

by gursher ghuman February 26, 2020

poon vulturing

the act of older males preying on a young female for some poontang

As soon they walked into the party, they scoped out all the younger girls and began to circle, the poon vulturing had begun.

by Dodie Nooo March 3, 2008