a tornado full of bears
the severity of a bear tornado is determined by the type of bears in the tornado.
Koalabear lowest - Polarbear highest
the severity of a bear tornado is determined by the type of bears in the tornado.
Koalabear lowest - Polarbear highest
by DarthNeek September 14, 2011
Get the Bear Tornadomug. Pronounced same as teddy bear.
A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.
A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.
guy 1: What a fag! still sleeps with a doll!!
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it
by PistolMcLaggen June 1, 2010
Get the Titty Bearmug. A Vitamin Bear is a person who is very unhealthy, but thinks he is healthy because of his enormous vitamin consumption. The reason bear is chosen is because of the two most usual problems for vitamin bears: Bodyhair problems and problems with size weight. Of course a bear has plenty of both.
Vitamin bears are ironically a type of vitamin in Norway, it is unknown if this is a joke on the "vitamin bear" term or if it is a coincidence.
Vitamin bears are ironically a type of vitamin in Norway, it is unknown if this is a joke on the "vitamin bear" term or if it is a coincidence.
Dane: I just feel better than ever, I got my vitamin C, and my vitamin B and my vitamin A. It all makes my body work perfectly man, and I look great.
Jens: You stupid vitamin bear! You weigh more than an average skyscraper, and you look like a dead sheep drowned in fugde!
Jens: You stupid vitamin bear! You weigh more than an average skyscraper, and you look like a dead sheep drowned in fugde!
by CaPsLoCk_is_my_BEST_Friend October 25, 2009
Get the Vitamin Bearmug. -verb
like a butterfly kiss or an Eskimo kiss this action describes: two men rubbing their beards together, a man rubbing his beard on a woman's chin, or a man rubbing his beard on any part of another person's body in an expression of affection, love, greeting, reverence, etc.
like a butterfly kiss or an Eskimo kiss this action describes: two men rubbing their beards together, a man rubbing his beard on a woman's chin, or a man rubbing his beard on any part of another person's body in an expression of affection, love, greeting, reverence, etc.
by ursaoscula February 10, 2015
Get the bear kissmug. A Super Bear is one who can handle anything life throws at them. They are always there for their friends regardless of how stupid they can be. A Super Bear never gives up on a friend and always wants the best for their friends. Super Bears are selfless and have the Agape love. Super Bears make the greatest friends. Super Bears also tend to think that they are always right. Most of the time, they are.
by Patient Bear February 12, 2010
Get the Super Bearmug. She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.
by calandarman March 20, 2014
Get the gummi bearingmug. an aggressive species of bear that only lives in the ocean. it only becomes aggressive if a bad clearenet is played, but fear not because there is a method of defending yourself from a sea bear. just draw a semi perfect circle around you.
by XxX_ad0lf_h1tl3r_XxX August 31, 2017
Get the sea bearmug.