Southern Hospitality

One wrong move, and everyone fucking hates you.

(Person) I did this thing that is not very southern
(Southern People) YOUR DEAD TO ME!
That's southern hospitality

by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Drizzle

A pointless amount of sauce or condiments, essentially nothing to see.

"Have you seen how little gravy Lee put on his Sunday dinner?"

"I know, what a pathetic Southern Drizzle"

by BigSmack October 22, 2023

southern water

Beer.

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine

by comfortedreality May 4, 2023

Southern Cock Lozenge

A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.

Bro, last night, my girl gave me the best southern cock lozenge of my life!

by Groovious February 10, 2019

Southern Comfort

A woman born in the South, raised the southern way, grown up to become a rider in the rodeo, a fierce, loyal, loving, friend to those close to her. A smile in the worst of storms, someone who loves with her whole heart and with no regret.

“that girl is one hell of a southern comfort.”

by Defiant116 March 4, 2023

Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 3, 2014