A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.
by Brendyne May 13, 2020
Get the Parkermug. parker is a very nice and outgoing girl. she will come off as shy first but to her close friends, she is very loud and will be herself. she thinks lots of people are attractive and her crushes don’t last for long. she knows she is very pretty but will never say it out loud. her friendships will usually last years, but so will her enemies. she stays true to her personality her whole life and doesn’t change for anyone.
boy #1: wow look at parker she’s so pretty
boy#2: yeah but she seem so shy
parker’s best friend: trust me she’s not shy
boy#2: yeah but she seem so shy
parker’s best friend: trust me she’s not shy
by mandy callus May 30, 2020
Get the parkermug. In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.
Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.
Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
by parkk December 9, 2012
Get the Parker Coulsonmug. 
When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
Get the Parker Sonsmug. by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023
Get the Colten W. Parkermug. by HowBahNah October 9, 2018
Get the G1 Parkermug.