nine

so one time me and my friend were i. a test and the last question was REALLY hard and we both did the most simple thing (we just added the numbers together and you were supposed to do some equation bullshit) and we ended up with the right answer

me: did you get nine for the last question

friend: yeh it's deco wrong tho
me: yeah lol
*get right answer*
*shocked pickachu face*

by amypercy April 14, 2020

ripsty-nine

You and your partner each pick a can of chewing tobacco, then place a “rip” inside each others inner lip.

Hey girl, you tryna Ripsty-Nine in my Ford Ranger?

by TM2 Get Fucked June 20, 2021

Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015

nine

Referring to a man’s penis.

I went to Rub and Tug and paid to get my nine pulled.

by MissRabbi February 9, 2019

never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

three-nine

three-nine is a pussy slayer, he is usually a great football player and pours his heart onto the field. Occasionally, you will come across a three-nine with a missing tooth. Whoever wheres number 39 on your football team is automatically a 5-star multisport athlete.

Jake: OMG! who is that sexy motherfucker?
Holden: Don't you know? that three-nine!
Jake: Oh crap, I have never seen one this close before.
Holden: We must bow down to him.
Jake and Holden: ALL HAIL THREE-NINE

by jakeyptheman December 3, 2020