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zombie joke 

a fart. can be used to describe or warn of the coming fart.
anybody know any good zombie jokes?

that was a good zombie joke.
zombie joke by dopplerganger July 18, 2007

zombie kitty 

1 Supposed to be a boy kitty, but gets pregnant and is an asshole about it.

2 Constantly demands food, especially yours while you eat it.

3 Doesn't want you to touch it, except in 10 second intervals on its own time, never when you want to. If you try, it hisses, walks to food dish and demands to be fed instead.
Honey, guess what, Mr kitty is pregnant.

Hey cat, that's my pop tart.

Well fine then zombie kitty, if I can't pet you, then you can eat dog food till I'm good and ready to get up and feed you.
zombie kitty by Melandmom June 7, 2014

Zombie Racist 

A Person who hate Zombies.
A Person who don't watch or Like Zombie Movies
So, You Hate Zombies?
You're a zombie racist
Zombie Racist by Clay Jensen January 20, 2019

zombie god 

n00bs that try to be creative with the word "zomg" or OMG.
"i just got a new pc"
"is it good"?
"no?"
"ZOMBIE GOD"
zombie god by salvage March 11, 2007

Zombie Dust 

A drug mix of cocaine & heroin. Originally made by the legend himself Nikki Sixx
I can’t wait to snort some zombie dust tonight
Zombie Dust by Livewire666 January 25, 2021

zombie dome 

The head region of a zombie. This is the zombie's weakest point. Without a head the zombie cannot function.
James: Yo I'm finnin to knock off some zombie dome!!

Karen: Aim for the head!
zombie dome by cadoo September 20, 2010