Tiger Woods

The act of pulling out a tampon from a girls vagina with your teeth before having sex with her, preferably somewhere lewd like in a car park.

I was so horny last night I did a Tiger Woods on my girlfriend.

by duttysox February 25, 2011

a tiger woods

When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.

Mum: Jeez, you shit yourself?
Son: No, just a tiger woods.
Mum: Oh, ok then...

by Benko October 10, 2005

Tiger woods

Hes black i think and uh, i own the force

Oh yeah, he is... uh banana phone

by Matt Gualdarrama March 12, 2005

Whoopsie

Catching a deer in a cable restraint meant for coyotes

Flair: looks like we caught a deer
Bonzo: wasn’t that meant for coyotes
Flair: WHOOPSIE

by Sheeew January 22, 2020

Big Woodski

An extra large who-who-dilly.

Big Woodski=Big rooster; plump hot dog; my little Scottsman; Peter pickle; Large Johnson; Johnny-feel-good; Penis plunger

by Pauly G-meier March 24, 2008

hundred acre woods

the forestry area surrounding the turd cutter, a place where pooh lives.

I would never that logger into my hundred acre woods.

by Dayvid Crook June 22, 2010

woodstock

TO be high, on drugs.

"Hey did Jake go retarded? He painted his car to look like a brick house."

"No man, Keith gave him some mad chronic, he was woodstock."

by Ryandizzle October 19, 2006