The White Wizard Approaches

A phrase regarding the nearing of a great session of smokin some good ol' chronic with your buds; meant to build excitement and prepare ones mind for a magical journey through mystical and surreal situations ultimately resulting in making one's day spectacular. A play off "Chronicles of Narnia" meant to be said with a British accent.

*With a British accent* "The White Wizard Approaches, his magical touch sending one through time and space, placing them in a realm beyond belief filled with joy and relaxation"

The White Wizard Approaches by MattHatt July 8, 2009

Scum Wizard 

A person who is skilled in the arts of Assholeism

Tom's bitch is such a Scum Wizard

Scum Wizard by Eugene Vanderbelt February 5, 2003

Rave Wizard 

A master of the art of having it right off

did you see the state of gupta last night ? he's a real rave wizard

Rave Wizard by sithenation November 5, 2006

angry wizard 

A phrase that can be used as an excuse if you really don't have a legitimate excuse.

Person 1: But why did your car break down just before you got here?

Person 2: Well, there was this angry wizard...

angry wizard by Renfest Geek February 28, 2009

robot wizard

Someone that spends their entire life focusing on elecronics, mathematics, science, and technology but has no real emotional sense- akin to a robot.

Your a total robot wizard dude.

...What? Oh sorry I was coding.

robot wizard by Halo Tricky September 2, 2005

the wizard

1)One who makes no sense
2)One who has a habit of using words they don't know/made-up
3)Wizard-Like person

Little Kid: Uhmm I don't understand this...
The Wizard: WTF?! Mulch! You sound like mulch! Excuse my persnicketyness, but you never listen to me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Everything sounds shrookish, and needs to be fixed!

the wizard by HughJass87 January 14, 2008

The Wizard

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!

"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!

The Wizard by Adolf Oliver Nipples September 27, 2005