Scum Wizard

A person who is skilled in the arts of Assholeism

Tom's bitch is such a Scum Wizard

by Eugene Vanderbelt February 5, 2003

Rave Wizard

A master of the art of having it right off

did you see the state of gupta last night ? he's a real rave wizard

by sithenation November 5, 2006

angry wizard

A phrase that can be used as an excuse if you really don't have a legitimate excuse.

Person 1: But why did your car break down just before you got here?

Person 2: Well, there was this angry wizard...

by Renfest Geek February 28, 2009

robot wizard

Someone that spends their entire life focusing on elecronics, mathematics, science, and technology but has no real emotional sense- akin to a robot.

Your a total robot wizard dude.

...What? Oh sorry I was coding.

by Halo Tricky September 2, 2005

the wizard

1)One who makes no sense
2)One who has a habit of using words they don't know/made-up
3)Wizard-Like person

Little Kid: Uhmm I don't understand this...
The Wizard: WTF?! Mulch! You sound like mulch! Excuse my persnicketyness, but you never listen to me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Everything sounds shrookish, and needs to be fixed!

by HughJass87 January 14, 2008

The Wizard

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!

"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!

by Adolf Oliver Nipples September 27, 2005

white wizard

its when u cum in a girls hair and then spike it up like a wizard cone :)

brent got a white wizard from his boyfriend

by jorge salazar October 11, 2005