WIT

Acronym for where I’m at

Someone: I don’t want to go anymore.
Me: Ok yk WIT (where I’m at)

by Chocokrispy July 3, 2022

Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition

Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.

by EyeForEye December 31, 2024

Fuck wit sum

Telling a woman you like them and want relationship. Or maybe a one night stand

Say bro look ol girl over there go holla at her.

Bet!! Say love fuck with sum

Hey girl I like u fuck wit sum

by Herd meh!! May 24, 2023

db wit a db

Dope Boy wit a Duffle Bag. Popularized by the greatest rapper alive, Lil Wayne in the "Duffle Bag Boy" Remix Remix.

Im a db wit a db... Dope Boy wit a Duffle Bag

by Ricky Ross March 12, 2008

Witful

Having your wits about you; aware and intelligent about one's surroundings.

"Rafael is a very witful person. He's like a cat!"

by iwantsushi36 May 28, 2024

One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012