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boogie wipes

Wipes used by people with the brain of two year old.
(2 4th grade boys) Boi! Y u use da boogie wipes sicko!
mugGet the boogie wipesmug.

No Wipe Nation

No Wipe Nation or NWN known to its followers is a coalition of like minded patriots that see no value in wiping and refuse to wipe. These no wipe loyalists have taken a stance against big toilet paper and the wasted time wiping. Forgoing wiping is the true alpha male status.
You think Elon has wiped since he started Tesla? Hell no he’s too busy changing the world and fathering children and being a follower of no wipe nation.
by Dr. NoWipe March 3, 2025
mugGet the No Wipe Nationmug.

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
mugGet the briefcase mong wipemug.

Swiping and wiping

Hey Rick how's the dating scene going? A lot of swiping and wiping.
by TheHANDS July 23, 2016
mugGet the Swiping and wipingmug.

Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."
by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019
mugGet the Poo of 1000 wipesmug.

The Russian Wipe

(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.
The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.
by cupidsvixen November 16, 2019
mugGet the The Russian Wipemug.

Green Wipe

this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.
Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.

Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"
by Webster 's Profit December 6, 2010
mugGet the Green Wipemug.

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