Wipe Shame

The embarrassment that stems from the sound of wiping one's ass in a public toilet.

I had instant wipe shame knowing three other guys were in the bathroom and heard me both pulling and using the paper to wipe my ass.

by Notepadow December 23, 2016

wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.

"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"

by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017

No Baby Wipes

Meaning as no bullshit

I ain"t dealin with no baby wipes

by TimmyTim14 January 16, 2019

Courtesy Wipe

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.

(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

Curtain Wiping

When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.

I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.

by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018

Danger Wipe

A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.

Matt: "Hey Brodie"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "You just do a shit?"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"

Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"

by 90yoman August 8, 2018