Sweet Whale

A mentally deranged, happy yet paranoid man (obesity optional).

Check out the sweet whale feasting on the sushi buffet.

by RichIsRad June 18, 2011

Weird Whale

Somebody who is odd or has odd qualities and/or looks.

That guy is a one weird whale.

by Mr. GDC April 15, 2009

Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".

Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!

by MajesticElements December 16, 2017

whale mouth

When a chick can fit your cock and balls in her mouth at once.

My weekend wad AWESOME! The chick I met at the club was a total whale mouth!!

by Newbie_1984 September 23, 2015

Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016

Bit the whale

Died (often suddenly or unexpectedly)

"Poor old Juergen, he was sick for months and just when he seemed to be getting better he bit the whale. I'm going to miss that guy."

by TheUberGruber June 29, 2018

KILLER WHALED

To be catfished at the largest level. When someone gives the illusion that they appear like something when in reality they don’t look or act in a particular manner.

Bro was beyond cat fished, that guy got killer whaled. Lol 🤣

by KV STATUZ November 3, 2021