Twass waffle

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants

That guy is a twass waffle

by Fat glennon February 2, 2019

Street Waffle

A piece of poop on that has been stepped on, smashing it into the imprint of a shoe sole.

Goddamnit, I just made a street waffle. My shoes are gonna smell like shit all day.

by Kazooble October 10, 2016

waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped

Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up

by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020

Waffle drop

It's the custy nasty crust the come off of a blue waffle. (search google images for best result of blue waffle)

Courtney Jones just licked a waffle drop off the sidewalk

by wilkie99 May 12, 2015

Poop waffle

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain

My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle

by Eckel123 April 26, 2020

Trough waffle

A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"

Yowza! I gotta go water the trough waffle!

by Crsworks December 27, 2020

jargon and waffle

Too much and unimportant details

Your statement/letter is too full of jargon and waffle, and includes paragraphs on irrelevant points

by Topaze November 30, 2013