waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.

stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018

Twass waffle

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants

That guy is a twass waffle

by Fat glennon February 2, 2019

Waffle Thread

When a thread is so saturated with information that the only things left to talk about are 100% off topic. Often the New off topic disscution will have to do with the obvious masterfulness of the everyday house hold waffle.

Kingcool: What is the capital of Washington?
Frogguy232: Olympia
Dreadlocked: Damn waffles are good aren't they?
Frogguy232: This thread is now officaly a waffle thread.

by Ungraylessness March 31, 2008

Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.

Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face

by emma sinclair November 3, 2016

Blue Waffle

Dont just don’t..

Random Kid: I searched up blue waffle, my life is now ruined…
Kid 2: me too..
Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!

by hatred makesmefeelbetter May 16, 2022

twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

saucy waffles

The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.

Look! Here come the saucy waffles!

by Ang3l1n May 2, 2018