Sexual Waffles

When two waffles low each other very much and create a baby. Can be used as a random phrase.

"Sexual Waffles," the guy on the bus screamed.

by sheerio1234 May 1, 2016

Street Waffle

A piece of poop on that has been stepped on, smashing it into the imprint of a shoe sole.

Goddamnit, I just made a street waffle. My shoes are gonna smell like shit all day.

by Kazooble October 10, 2016

Waffle Flap

A Waffle Flap is the crusty lips of a women Vagina, which normally hang down to a certain point, near the knee area. Are often covered in cream.

WOW sally have fucking big "waffle flaps"

by LaetaWaffleFlaps January 23, 2018

waffle nigga

When a nigga waffle turns into a waffle nigga

Hey Tyreese turned into a waffle nigga again!

by Minty Boi October 23, 2019

urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.

Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes

by Doggledoo December 4, 2020

Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020

Trough waffle

A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"

Yowza! I gotta go water the trough waffle!

by Crsworks December 27, 2020