Waffle Bumps

Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.

Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!

by TheLemming November 15, 2015

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Victory Waffle

Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards

(Name) ate a victory waffle last night to congratulate a job well done!

by Novak06 September 14, 2023

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Waffle drop

It's the custy nasty crust the come off of a blue waffle. (search google images for best result of blue waffle)

Courtney Jones just licked a waffle drop off the sidewalk

by wilkie99 May 12, 2015

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A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.

The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.

Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!

Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!

by jazzy.macca August 20, 2018

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Thot waffle

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch

That how is a thot waffle

by Misslinds March 31, 2023

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Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.

Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face

by emma sinclair November 3, 2016

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