wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale
Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.
by Glenn quagmire November 19, 2014
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Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 06, 2020
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Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale
Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"
by NzCoCoPoPs June 19, 2021
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glowing whale

Used to describe whales swimming among bioluminescence (for example, in Life of Pi).
*looking over ocean*

C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*
by The Long Haired Beast November 21, 2018
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Whale Spearing

WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A FAT GIRL DOGGY STYLE AND YOU PULL OUT OF HER PUSSY AND RAM UR COCK IN HER ASSHOLE WITHOUT MERCY
I Was Whale Spearing my neighbor without lube all night.
by Dj Cheff From Puerto Rico February 07, 2014
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Sweet Whale

A mentally deranged, happy yet paranoid man (obesity optional).
Check out the sweet whale feasting on the sushi buffet.
by RichIsRad June 18, 2011
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whale syndrome

A popular expression used by French Canadians, which depicts the urge to film and/or take as much pictures as possible of an event which seems amazing when seen in real-time, but appears devoid of interest when looking back at the footage and/or photos.

The expression's name relates to whale tours, a popular tourist attraction in Québec's Côte-Nord, during which this phenomenon is very frequent among newcomers.
Quebecer 1: Can you believe this? Aunt Jeanne managed to fill 3 memory cards with her photos from the whale tour...
Quebecer 2: Whale syndrome. Don't worry about it, that's a family trait. It's just like my grandfather who films fireworks shows.
by AgentRev September 27, 2011
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