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Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.
Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!
by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021
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Thot waffle

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch
That how is a thot waffle
by Misslinds March 31, 2023
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Waffle drop

It's the custy nasty crust the come off of a blue waffle. (search google images for best result of blue waffle)
Courtney Jones just licked a waffle drop off the sidewalk
by wilkie99 May 12, 2015
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cottage waffle

A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”

B: “What did she do this time?”

A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
by NezBarnes December 20, 2017
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Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face
by emma sinclair November 3, 2016
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Twass waffle

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants
by Fat glennon February 2, 2019
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twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
by milosfishtank January 23, 2021
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