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CTD Unit

A measurement of time in units of the length of "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by The Crash Test Dummies. One CTD Unit is specifically 3 min and 53 seconds.
"I counted 6 hundred and 32.5 CTD Units to drive without sleep from Los Angles to New York City."
"Weird, because I counted, 5 hundred and 50. You must have hit some really bad traffic."

"Hey Chris, How many CTD Units did you sleep last night?"

"I slept a healthy 120 CTD Units."

Hey Lincoln, I noticed you were listening to "Help" by the Beatles, have you stopped counting CTD Units."

"No Larry, I always have CTD Units counting in my head!"
by Nolink January 30, 2017
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Head Unit

the brains of a car sound system and serves as the input for your music sources, works better when you connect up a few amplifiers and subwoofers to crank the volume and bass to make everyone else hate you and to get girls attention by driving by with it at max volume and if you have a over powerd sound system in ur car you will be the coolest kid in school and you can make your friends jealous of you, car sound systems are fucking rad.
spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: have you heard of the radical dude with his op car stereo
other spoiled teenager girl with unlimited mobile data: and he has a radical head unit connected up to amps

Radical Dude with op car stereo: walks past drinking red bull
by Elevators115 June 1, 2021
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Manchester united

Person 1: who is your favourite manchester united player?
Person 2: no one, they all are rubbish
by Rubbishfootballers March 18, 2021
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Thurmond Unit

A fictitious piece of hardware in your computer that "breaks" and the IT guy has no answers as how to fix it.
Joan: My mouse isn't working I think the batteries are dead in it.

IT Guy: it could be the Thurmond Unit, I had better take the pc and mouse to check it.

He replaces batteries. Returns the unit and mouse and claims the Thurmond Unit was almost gone, but "replaced it". Never telling Joan that it was the batteries.
by ILLREPUTE June 2, 2016
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Manchester United

Manchester United are shit this season.
by Gif not jif October 12, 2019
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Manchester United

verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.

A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
Bro, did you hear J Leno got a manchester united group together last night?
by _NotBob October 10, 2018
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spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.
My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .
by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017
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