chris tucker

Jackie Chan's bitch.

Guy1: "Look at that black guy getting bossed around by that asian dude."

Guy2: "What a Chris Tucker!"

by vhvjky June 16, 2010

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

pawn shop tickets

1. Engaging in sexual activity with another.

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".

by Alia P-S April 27, 2007

Cheap Tickets

A company whose annoying flash pop-up ads have infected UrbanDictionary.

Every other page I go to, Cheap Tickets throws a pop-up ad at me. It's annoying!

by dj gs68 October 29, 2003

bucky tucked

under the influence to the maximum

look at that fool, he's so bucky tucked

by tyler caldwell May 29, 2008

French Ticket

Keying someone's car; keying a car that is parked illegally; From Two Days in Paris the movie
Or taking a shit on someone's windshield

What is that? A french ticket?
He was parked in the handicapped spot so I gave him a french ticket.

by AdamGoldberg April 12, 2009

shit ticket dispenser

Device used to easily consume the required amount of toilet paper. Toilet paper roll holder. Sometimes abbreviated to S.T.D.

Bill got so mad he broke the shit ticket dispenser off the wall.

by everlife6 May 1, 2009