Wall Monitor

A Wall Monitor is a subspecies of the Facebook stalker:

1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.

2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.

Wall Monitors know more about you than you do about them. They prune information from their profiles and scour yours. This is not an equal transaction.

In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.

by Memphis Jay April 6, 2008

wall ornament

a reject/loner/loser/tool at a social function
usually has their back up against the wall

The man at the party was a total wall ornament, no one would dance to him.

by breezie February 25, 2008

wall angel

When a person on mushrooms rubs he's arms against wall repeatedly till plaster and paint are removed.

My freind was so high of mushrooms he was doing wall angels.

by "THE MICKA" October 17, 2022

David wall

David wall is a well know sociopath and loves to play with minors in his free time he is always well know for pissing on people it’s a habit of thr young man David wall

A fuck David wall has the cock out

by Localscumbag June 26, 2023

Buy the Wall

It's a double reference to both Game of Thrones and Donald Trump's wall. Anything that we believe will provide safety evermore is a "wall". History reveals with mind boggling repetition that walls always fail. The walls of Nineveh, Carriage, Troy, Constantinople, Rome, Berlin, Jericho, Masada, Hadrian's , and China all fell and most very quickly. We know this, but in spite of this certainty we still "Buy the Wall" hoping this will be the first to work as intended. It won't.

The salesperson got her to Buy the Wall on that extended warranty.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius May 20, 2018

White Wall

Somewhere you will be placed when you act up at recess or lunch

Luca: Jack your a fag

Jack: Thats it your going on the white wall

by Your Mums Yours Dad September 7, 2022

Wall emotions

Emotions that you or somebody else has, but you can't see/feel them because they are surrounded by a red brick wall with real bad graffiti on.

You obviously have a lot of wall emotions

by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018