by Inamedmydogfreddy June 9, 2015
Get the Pillow Fortmug. by Stoner Buddy >.< April 19, 2010
Get the Cock Pillowmug. v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.
Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008
Get the Facing the Pillowmug. by The King of Hentai December 29, 2008
Get the Velvet Pillowmug. Exemple: People from Hollywood that get their shit packed, when the shaft is way deep in there, they bite the pillow and it makes them pillow biters
by Aidswizard January 26, 2012
Get the Pillow bitermug. Person A Pillow Talk: "Mmmm these pillows are so soft"
Person B Pillow Talk: "Yes, I believe I too will lay my head on these pillows"
Person B Pillow Talk: "Yes, I believe I too will lay my head on these pillows"
by Jake J June 11, 2006
Get the pillow talkmug. Having sex with her is like having sex with a blow-up doll. Completely unresponsive. Makes you question if you should administer CPR. Dead on arrival.
by Jaunty Amazon July 25, 2017
Get the pillow princessmug.