jonas

A gaslighter - steer clear of anyone named jonas

Jonas is a gaslighter

by wowiewowowow January 2, 2024

Jonas your world

Jonas your world is like a replacement world for joe mama.

“Hey who did that ? Jonas your world”
“Where do you wanna go? To jonas your world”

by biglobsterlegs January 26, 2024

Jonas and Niyah

Amazing at sex, best fortnite duo, very attractive couple, they have the best taste in music.

"have you watched 50 shades of grey?"
"yeah, thats some kinky shit jonas and niyah would do"

by fncs champion February 1, 2024

Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person

A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."

by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Jonas

Jonas

J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.

Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)

by Bellaskim April 20, 2023

De Jonas

De definitie voor een persoon die een barfie legt na een zware nacht.

Hij gaat over zijn zuiger, hij is de Jonas

by Hurb1 April 26, 2023