On Yard

To swear on your yard.

Yahneck Bozo: Hey Mark we're friends right? You trust me right? I promise I didn't steal anything from you.. Oh On yard I didn't steal nothin from you.
Mark: No need to go that far Yahneck.

by CuunCuunLips June 13, 2022

Yard Skank

The skankiest bitch in the prison yard. Always sucking everyone's dick no questions asked.

That Yard Skank Tyrese really sucks a mean dick.

by Hoboshanker May 27, 2024

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

yard move

yard move

"The yard move," I said. "It gets'em every time."

by mergendieler October 24, 2020