Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022

swift night bunny

Unseen, unheard, twack star production; jacking people's shit in the night.

"Did any of you jack my shit?"
"No!"
"Well It could have been me, I'm like a Swift Night Bunny, very quietly sneaking in and stealing y'all's shit."

by Of The Similar September 6, 2022

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Swift

· When you look like you've just left the mall.
· Having on a outfit that eveybody likes.

·New Shirt, New pants, New shoes. New hairdo.

Originated in Florida.

"D*mn bruh you swift as f*ck (today/tonight)"

"Look at (him/her), (she/he) swift."

by YooNation October 29, 2015

Taylor Swift

The worst singer ever. Has zero good songs, doesn't even have an ok song. All of her songs are trash and should be erased. Also is a rich billionaire that doesn't care about the environment and takes private jet flights just to see her "precious boyfriend"

Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!

by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024

taylor swift

literal goddess. songs like "never grow up" and "paper rings" are underrated

person 1: look, it's her! it's taylor swift!
person 2: slay!!!

by anonymous 72 April 28, 2022

Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING

Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*

by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024