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Robert E.

An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.

A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.

The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
e.g.

Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"

Audience "No"

Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"

Robert E. "haha good one me"
by injct7retardawannaz December 3, 2013
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Robert Hayward

The ultimate human, a form of life often considered to be immortal and unbelievably incredible. Also known as- Goatward, Kingward, and Beautifulnessward.
OMG, there's Robert Hayward, I just creamed
by Haywardlover101 August 22, 2023
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Robert smiles

basically a queer crabby patty but in human form lolololol
dude robert smiles is so homosexual smh
by Dan Stickmans Husband February 1, 2022
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Bella Roberts

Hottest person alive, smartest alive and will grow up to be famous, rich, and successful and better than their friends and family and anyone they look at or hear.

if your name is Bella Roberts your the best person ever and is hotter than French - Filipino girls mixed from their French dad and filipino- Aussie mothers.
you slay
Guy 1: what's your name?
Bella Roberts: Bella Roberts
Guy 1: your hired, have my money and my last name, you slay!!!
by hairy_armpits November 17, 2022
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Robert Boyter

The sexiest man alive with the biggest penis ever seen. He is the best, fastest, most skilled 3 wheel racer of all time. Women love him, men want to be him.
by Ridiculous Claims May 30, 2019
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robert gremlin

literally so cool and awesome, is a gremlin. he is green.
by Ziinoviy October 28, 2021
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Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."
Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"
by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019
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