Jumbo Jet

Something that is weekly flown into Waj's mum's head. This may be preformed before or after truck-bombing a kebab shop.

Barry: Give that special edd monkey's mother a jumbo jet to the skull!
Waj: Rubber dinghy rapids, bro!

Example 2:

Faisal has passed away due to being jumbo jetted by sheep.

by SoggyBoneSyndrome July 22, 2023

jet puff

A hit of meth or cocaine.

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.

by Impavida23 January 21, 2024

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

Jet

A joint made out of tea

Have you smoked a jet yet?

by ethan.xvi February 23, 2022

Jetting

Adjective: To continuously tell someone you’re about to take a break from working soon, with no intention of actually taking a break.

Adjective: Jethro wanted to stop and drink some water, but micheal jetted him till the end of the day. Micheals story about jetting jethro, is a hit among the boys at the shed.

by Oscillationsofmind October 4, 2018

jet strike

the act of bowling a strike while making jet noises

a jet strike is the only way to make bowling fun

by jet striker June 3, 2011

The Jet Life

1) A hardcore New York Jet fan's way of living, eating, and breathing.

2) A blog about the New York Jets. (TheJetLife.blogspot.com)

I haven't taken my Revis jersey off in 3 weeks, I'm living The Jet Life.

by TheJetLife May 13, 2011