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Mutual Depression

Noun - The feeling two or more people feel simultaneously when something is very sad and/or dissapointing.
Ben and Katy drove to Wendy's to get Ben a chocolate Frosty. When they ordered a chocolate Frosty, the man told them the chocolate Frosty machine is broken. Ben had to get vanilla. Ben felt depressed, and so did Katy. They were feeling mutual depression.
by steven412 August 16, 2010
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Hair Depression

Hair Depression is when a Woman’s hair isn't done and looks a mess. This is where the depression starts to kick in which results in mood swings, insecurity, and maybe a few tears. There's a saying "Hair Depression is Real", and a lot of Women experience this very often. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc. When a women hair is done, they typically feel brand new and starts acting different.
For Example:

I'm not leaving the house until I get my hair done.

I'm so fucking ugly, without my hair done...Omg I'm so depressed.

Hair Depression is so freaking Real, I need my hair done ASAP.

Boyfriend: Oh, so you get your hair done and start acting different feeling yourself and shit.
Her: Boy Duhhh, New Wig WHO DIS.....
by SnootyHair January 22, 2020
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positively depressing

positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music
person 1: hey have you heard this song before?
person 2: yea its pretty positively depressing
by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020
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Depression Trifecta

A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.
Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!
by Dustin69 October 3, 2020
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Lil Depression

Lil Depression is the hottest rapper of the year, just listen to his newest and most hottest rap “A Depressville State of Mind.”
By lil depression
A Rap
A Depressville State of Mind (The The Lil Depression Cereal Hip Hop)
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, jim, it's time.
It's time, jim (aight, jim, begin).
Straight out the idiotic dungeons of rap.

The snake drops deep as does my mouse.
I never mayonnaising, 'cause to mayonnaising is the sleep paralysis demon of spouse.
Beyond the walls of teeth, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Depressville state of mind.

What more could you ask for? The stupid snake?
You complain about my sleep paralysis demon named jim.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the lake.

I'm rappin' to the snake,
And I'm gonna move your lake.

Depressed, anxious, mayonnaise on an escalator, like a hen
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a den.

I can't take the my sleep paralysis demon named jim, can't take the fan.
I woulda tried to runk I guess I got no plan.

I'm rappin' to the lake,
And I'm gonna move your snake.

Yea, yaz, in a Depressville state of mind.

A mayoed cat is quite the mat.

Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
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Eurovision Depression

An experience that nearly every Eurovision fan goes through. They usually go through this from the end of the Eurovision Song Contest to either Early September or Mid-December. This has basically become a yearly tradition within the Eurofandom and has caused some very shocking results on twitter
Person 1: Where's Millie?
Person 2: She's depressed because she doesn't have anything to fulfil her sadness from the end of the Eurovision season. The Eurovision depression is getting to her head.
by Solovey June 3, 2022
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Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
by E-Squared February 11, 2013
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