Mutual Depression

Noun - The feeling two or more people feel simultaneously when something is very sad and/or dissapointing.
Ben and Katy drove to Wendy's to get Ben a chocolate Frosty. When they ordered a chocolate Frosty, the man told them the chocolate Frosty machine is broken. Ben had to get vanilla. Ben felt depressed, and so did Katy. They were feeling mutual depression.
by steven412 August 16, 2010
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Hair Depression

Hair Depression is when a Woman’s hair isn't done and looks a mess. This is where the depression starts to kick in which results in mood swings, insecurity, and maybe a few tears. There's a saying "Hair Depression is Real", and a lot of Women experience this very often. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc. When a women hair is done, they typically feel brand new and starts acting different.
For Example:

I'm not leaving the house until I get my hair done.

I'm so fucking ugly, without my hair done...Omg I'm so depressed.

Hair Depression is so freaking Real, I need my hair done ASAP.

Boyfriend: Oh, so you get your hair done and start acting different feeling yourself and shit.
Her: Boy Duhhh, New Wig WHO DIS.....
by SnootyHair January 23, 2020
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Instagram Depression

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.
Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.
by DrawingIsForNerdos July 02, 2018
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Depression walk

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.
Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.
by Residentdrifter August 09, 2018
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Tropical Depression

Taking a trip with a beautiful woman to a tropical island and not getting laid.
Looks like the trip turned into a tropical depression.
by Jaymz Kilmister August 09, 2021
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StrangerCon Depression

When all of your friends and every other Stranger Things fan is going to a Stranger Con near you (or not near you) and get to hug Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp, but your still not allowed to go because you either don’t have the money or your parents won’t take you.
Friend: I’m going to the Stranger Con next year
You: I can’t go. Now I have StrangerCon Depression ):
by TheDepressedFanGirl December 17, 2019
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Depression Trifecta

A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.
Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!
by Dustin69 October 04, 2020
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