Technoaids

A quality or "disease" some people have the causes technological problems around them. These problems can manifest in a number of forms, including but not limited to power surges, DOA electronics, connectivity issues, malfunctions, and any number of other tech related functionality issues. Has been known to be communicable if you spend enough time with an infected person.

I think I caught Thomas' technoaids, my phone has been screwed up all week.

by fuckyou998181482 March 5, 2019

Techno

A genre, which consists of endless beats without any lyric. And somehow people enjoy it, and think it’s some deep ass shit. Anyone can make a small beat and add some “hands up” and boom a techno track that everyone will love.
Techno fans be like:
Believe in techno
In techno we trust
✝️echno
Less drama, more techno

*Techno*
I literally lost faith in humanity.

by Mxggot September 16, 2019

technoformalism

A paradigm in which an uncountable number of lines of length-uncountable have a discrete area as long as they are arranged in a radial center.

It is also called "technics" or "technology" as an abbreviation.

In technoformalism, if the number of intersections among the lines is greater than one; the cumulative surface area becomes uncountable.
If the number of intersections is zero (a lateral superset) then the surface area becomes zero.

by zanderfin November 17, 2019

TechnoBlade

A minecraft youtuber but also an absolute god. The blood god. An overpowered pvper and the 2nd worst thing to happen to all orphans. He also has a cult of disciples who worships him and makes sacrifices for him.

"O' TechnoBlade, please yeet holy water at our faces. Baptise us." - the disciples

by sashiwastaken October 22, 2019

Techno Bekos

A rolled cannabis joint which usually comes before the Techno Tapas during techno events

J: Aye, let's go out for a techno bekos and get back when Beyer's out
S: Sorry bro I already am on the tapas

by Beekoos February 20, 2020

Technodemon

It is a person who’s really into techno music and rave culture, meaning a crackhead on speeds who listens to repetitive music in a dark room with smoke and disco lights. Technodemons are people who never miss a single party, getting drunk and high

Omg, you see his circles under the eyes and dilated pupils? That’s a technodemon for sure!

by NobloodInmyVodka May 10, 2020

Techno-Tear

Strong emotional response to techno music resulting in happy tears and/or crying.

I remember being on the main stage of Movement watching Hawtin close out Saturday thinking to myself, I bet I could walk right out behind one of those monitors and sit down right next to one of the stage crew and no one would say anything. I later told this to my friend running the festival only for him to say I should have. I shed a very happy techno-tear that day. Was surreal.

by listen_to_detroit_techno May 18, 2020