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the third wheel code

Only one rule to being the third wheel and it must be followed to a dime.
1.) You dont speak, unless you have something funny to say. After saying it laugh and then go back to silence
Also: walk ahead, behinde or off to the side never with the couple
Congrats you lonley loser you now know how the tird wheel code works
That was awkward-dude 1
Well next time follow the third wheel code, bro
by foreveracatlady May 3, 2013
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Third Base

Oral ( eating a girl out, blow job). Some people think fingering and handjobs are third but no they aren't, that's second. Get your bases right ;)
She wen't down on me. Best third base I've ever had.
by Sexxx August 10, 2005
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Third Shift

When it is late enough into the night where just about anyone starts showing up to a party. Typically used to describe the wave of ugly girls that show up to a fraternity party after their closed party with a hot sorority ends.
Guy 1: "Hey is that Hilary? Look at her backfat!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like the third shift just rolled in"
by Harry Johnson 19 July 3, 2009
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Third Nipple

Used in the phrase "Don't take it to the third nipple!"
The "third nipple" is non-existant because it's one too many body parts we need, so it's used to refer to when someone is over reacting to something or is about to say something that's exaggerative (<-is that a word?).
"Oh my GOD!! I'm going to kill you! You lil' sonuvabitch!! Why I ought.."
"Whoa dude, don't take it to the third nipple!"
by SellOutBoy May 13, 2009
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Safety third

Beer first.

Trail second.

Safety third.

A hasher's mantra.
"We should probably wait for the light to-"

"SAFETY THIRD!"

"Before we jump, do we have any idea how deep that water?"

"Does it matter? Safety third!"

"So we could go down this nice easy switchback over here, but the marks point straight down this really dangerous-looking slope and there's a 'Beer Near' sign... You know what they say about beer, trail and safety! Follow those marks!"
by jgglytts July 11, 2017
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third rail

by Jesse James Martin May 22, 2006
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One Third

A derogatory term used to describe obnoxious, loud, and inconsiderate black people.
Chester is quietly studying in his dorm when all of a sudden, a group of black people come charging down the halls ripping things off the walls, banging on doors, and quoting "Lil Wayne." Chester says to himself, "Fuck the One Third in this school."

Jim and Jamal are in there rooms trying to sleep, meanwhile they over here a disturbance in the hall ways...
"Shit homie that Solja Boy concert was off da hook, lemme get wild and run da hallways crankin it!"

Jamal says to Jim, "Those One Third really gives my race a bad name."
by A college student. October 29, 2009
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