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Door hesitation

That critical moment of moral dilemma when you need to decide to hold the door open for somebody who is trailing behind you...or let it go. Generally resolved if you think they saw you looking at them - so you don't look like a complete asshole letting the door close on them. Problem can be compounded if the person running for the door is a hot chick but she's miles away and you look like a fucking doorman holding it for 3 minutes until she reaches the door.
Brad held up his lunch group heading to the cafe because he decided he needed to hold the door for Jenny, the hot chick from HR, that was headed her way. Brad was suffering from door hesitation.
by Grant Rampus August 12, 2016
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doors hit

After wiping one's arse finding shit on the finger/s. You have officially "broke on through to the other side"
After a visit to the toilet
CRAPPER: I feel better even though I ended up with a doors hit
INTERESTED OTHER: Whats that?
CRAPPER: Broke on through to the other side while doing the paperwork.
INTERESTED OTHER: That is unfortunate
by YobboBrock October 7, 2013
mugGet the doors hitmug.

Door-Knocker

An 1800's style of beard that resembles a door-knocker. You shave the cheeks and chin, leaving a line under the chin and on each side of the mouth connecting to a moustache.
PERSON 1 : “What style would you like today, Sir?”
PERSON 2 : “I'm thinking a door-knocker could be nice, thank you.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
mugGet the Door-Knockermug.

Swinging Door

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.
Bro, Selina totally gave me the “Swinging Door”!
by Kgizzel November 24, 2018
mugGet the Swinging Doormug.

the door in the floor

The door Jake comes through in "The Wastelands" byStephen king.
Roland pulled jake through the door in the ground. (floor)
by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004
mugGet the the door in the floormug.

french door

Sliding a woman's panties to the side instead of removing them, prior to a sexual act.
I pulled her skirt up, opened her french door, and went to town!
by jmanaskew June 17, 2013
mugGet the french doormug.

Door Hunting

An individual or group of people that are "Doing their thang" to the extreme. (sounds like Do My Thang)
"Hey bro, this boat is full of underage kids, drugs, and alcohol!

"Yup.. We are definitely door hunting right now!
by NETornado November 14, 2012
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