Christmas tail

the male genital organ
fuck stick penis

I have a rash under my Christmas tail.

by Whenyougetpizza December 20, 2019

pittsburgh christmas

When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.

Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.

by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019

Christmas peasants

Christmas peasants: The people who rings the bell while standing next to the Salvation Army donation bucket.

Every Walmart has Christmas peasants outside ringing a bell near the entrance.

by Civic RR May 16, 2018

Red Christmas

The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.

Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."

by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018

Christmas Noob

A person who received a popular multiplayer video game for Christmas that been out for a while.

I'm telling you, the Christmas Noobs are out tonight on Call of Duty.

by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018

Christmas Butt

When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.

Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.

by Squeedely Teets June 17, 2020

Christmas In the Sand

Having sex with an overweight man with a white beard on the beach, who resembles Santa Claus

Becca had Christmas in the Sand with my fat uncle last week

by Whaddup boi?! November 28, 2017