A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.
Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013
Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.
The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.
by BelakayDub July 13, 2016
Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.
Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.
Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!
Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.
Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!
by Clarimond December 20, 2015
The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
by sterile_babe111 December 05, 2013
by idrathernotpod November 29, 2017
A cat who loves to celebrate christmas with their friends. These cats often get dressed by humans in different christmas-clothing and they watch christmas-movies and eat christmas-cookies with humans.
Hey! There is a christmas cat in my refridgerator!
by theurbanestofthemall December 03, 2016
A way to give a release date without actually giving the release date. This comes from the Iron Will Games developer staff, who are notorious for saying 'before christmas' when asked when updates/expansions are going to come out.
Before Christmas does not necisarrily mean the one coming up.
Before Christmas does not necisarrily mean the one coming up.
by Unit7 May 03, 2009