Spock Syndrome

a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.

A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.

Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"

Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."

Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"

SSG: "Why?"

GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"

SSG: "Why is it a rule?"

GW 1: "It just is!"

SSG: "I do not understand."

GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."

GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"

by ManPoweredTravel November 5, 2012

excalibur syndrome

Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.

"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"

by Shoseph July 21, 2014

PAB syndrome

Pab syndrome is for someone who’s a pussy ass bitch

I didn’t know you got diagnosed with pab
I always knew u bad pab syndrome

by Brannnn May 6, 2020

suckaniggadick syndrome

An infrequent case that makes you suck a black person's penis uncontrollably.It is known to go on until they ejaculate.IN some rare cases it goes on endlessly.

I ave suckaniggadick syndrome

by xiaiq May 30, 2022

fildez syndrome

Looking drunk,stoned, hungover or all three without being so.

After having less than four hours of sleep last night but with ten cups of coffee, I must say I've got the fildez syndrome.

by David Shum January 28, 2008

QWERTY Syndrome

The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)

We have QWERTY Syndrome.

by Buddy010.9 December 23, 2016

Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.

Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!

by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016