grim stroke

The act of masturbating during or shortly after an event most people would consider sad or depressing

Granny had just died, but needs must. That was one grim stroke.

by aku3607 March 25, 2025

Keyboard Stroke

When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.

Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*

by shreky daddy August 18, 2018

Tappers Stroke

When you repeatedly tap or press something in attempt to make it go faster. Common on many electronic devices.

Jerry had a tappers stroke when his computer was acting slow and not refreshing.

by willywonkaboi May 7, 2019

Heat stroke

When a man takes a fresh baked potato and thrusts his dick in it

He got 3rd degree burns on his dick after doing the heat stroke

by Wormy_Worms July 25, 2022

Stroke

When someone misspells the same word over and over again even when they try to correct it

MauiTheMan: hk

Hj*

Hy*

Ih*

Ho*

Wth..

Hu*

I give up ._.
Photosynthesis: hi*
MauiTheMan:Thanks

MauiTheMan has a stroke

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Strokes shotgun

Something SasquatchPoopSlinger says when he is going to use his shotgun to shoot his fellow clan members to trigger them.

Andy: Looking forward to the scrim this Sunday.
Sasquatch: *strokes shotgun*
Dysolve: Dunno what he is stroking really because I don't think it's his shotgun.
Sasquatch: hahah nice one. Nah just trying to trigger the Bolt action rifle guys in the clan.
Harold: yeah boi! Will bring my Hellriegle of death!
Sasquatch: Team ftw the Hazdawg?
Harold: Fo sure :D

by SasquatchPoopSlinger December 1, 2017

stroke a load

When you lubricate your penis and your hand, wrap your lubricated hand around your penis, and move your hand up and down your penis, somewhat slowly, almost like giving your penis a massage until you ejaculate

When I get back home I'm going to stroke a load.

by Master Stroke August 18, 2021