soldier

n., 1. professional killer. 2. defender of the State. 3. First line of defense for the rich and powerful against all who would oppose them. 4. a patriot who needs someone to tell them how to dress and act. 5. someone who will make a fine police officer.

I saw that soldier spear a baby on his bayonet after disemboweling it's mother. Then I saw another soldier standing on top of a naked prisoner and laughing. God Bless America.

by sponge bob May 13, 2005

SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.

TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !

by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010

smold

One really fucked up human being.

Dont be a smold about it

by smolderingcarcass March 16, 2016

Spoda

A racist redneck word for blacks and minorities; taken from "Ain't 'spoda be in my neighborhood

"Heard yer sister's datin a damn 'spoda"
"Naw he's white, just act's like he's black. You know, a diet-spoda"

by PrisonChessNet December 3, 2019

nubish soldier

a form of a nub; widely know as a miniature human that is, and never will the in the "mood" to do any physical interaction of the body. (commonly possesses a small penis)

Alex: "Did u see Aidan not wrestle against me"

Chris: "He must of not been in the mood"

Alex: "What a nubish soldier!"

by R1.mma.nub August 24, 2009

Tourettes soldier

A person in the military who suffers from tourettes syndrome

Sgt Nelson- "Private casualty report"
Tourettes Soldier - "Tons of ASS!"
Sgt Nelson - "We need some covering fire coporal!"
Tourettes Soldier - " Cover my FUCKING NIPPLES!

by ufcfan71 January 1, 2012

Tik Tok Soldier

A cringy "bad boy" in a uniform that is sensitive.

Tik Tok Soldier: "Oh your with im now, guess I'll have to show you what your missing."

edgelord: *Laughing*

Tik Tok Soldier: *Puts on uniform*

edgelord: *Salutes*

by 3dg3y tw3lve y34r 0ld October 22, 2018