tree speak

all manners of gibberish spoken by too far gone drug addicts (mostly psychedelic users)

tree: there are some Asian countries that offer tripsitting cuz of some religious stuff so you can safely consume virtually infinite amounts of drug combos you know like DMT+MDMA+LSD for extra good trip to unlock your spiritual power you can virtually become God after that

random onlooker: tree speak

by dropthedrugs March 19, 2024

Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.

Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.

by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022

Geek speak

A conversation where some geeks chat about something usually unpopular.

A - "Do you hear Jake and Joey? They're talking about that stupid new video game."
B - "Total geek speak."

by hailst0rm133 June 22, 2022

Anal-Speaking

When someone's speech is so outrageous, he's speaking out of his ass.

John, as usual, would making such outrageous statements that were not true, everyone felt he was anal-speaking again.

by Compendium-of useful info November 15, 2025

Lemon-speak

A bunch of nonsense, gibberish, incoherent speech, often attributed to drunkenness.

Nolan (had too many drinks): “my dog is blue and he told me that he could sing the full lyrics to Creep by Radiohead.”

Carter: “Dude he’s spouting a bunch of lemon-speak!”

by Mrsquidboi November 15, 2025