Spanish Teacher

fucking idiots trying to teach you a different language that you're never gonna use.

The Spanish Teacher is stupid.

by The_King_Of_New_York January 25, 2019

spank merchant

person who likes to masterbate and holds no inhibitions about it, also a complete godshite.

close the door and keep the noise down you spank merchant the whole street can hear you.

by Richard J L April 24, 2006

spank that shit

spank in the hell out of someone
hit on it

dudson: spank that shit

london: i will

forty: ledge

by scott facweet March 6, 2007

Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

by Nick July 15, 2003

skanksgiving

The night before thanksgiving, when all of the people go out to drink and the skanks come out.

Want to go out for thanksgiving eve? ...Don't you mean SKANKSGIVING.

by tee jones October 23, 2010

Spanish Flea

A song that annoys people if played repetitively. Sounds as if it could be from a gameshow.

"There was a little spanish flea, a record star he thought he'd be..."

by Arkenath November 17, 2003

spanese

Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.

Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.

by Balano June 6, 2005