Smurfing

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.

Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...

by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014

Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse

Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning

by Sweetwater December 2, 2018

Smurf

Smirnoff

Sean: Hey im goin to the liqour store want anything
Paul: Uh sure can you grab me a handle of smurf
Sean: sure
Paul: dope

by hronk21 December 27, 2018

Papa Smurf

The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler

Ayo Fuckwad ur a papa smurf

by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021

Smurfed

Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face

I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed

by Jgrande22 May 29, 2019

marmite Smurf

A black person

Did you see that marmite Smurf

by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023

SMURF

Southern Maryland Uneducated Redneck Fuck.

SMURF: A Redneck who is a school dropout, who's uneducated and just plain stupid. Normally this is a insult to the typical average redneck because they can't figure anything out.

by Geoff.little January 5, 2022