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Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made
Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
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book smurf

a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.
That book smurf sucked my soul out of my **** then looked up the nutritional benefits of cum.
by glugginton 3000 May 18, 2023
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Smurfs

A nickname for shrooms, used by a small amount of people
Hey did you hear i did smurfs last night
Oh shit you shouldve invited me
by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024
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sneaky smurf

A girl that is an undercover hoe. Very sneaky about her fucking/ cheating.
Damn, bro. I should have Nicole she was a sneaky smurf. I mean, all her friends are, I should have known.
by TheyForEverybody June 5, 2017
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Ping Smurfing

Verb-The act of playing on a server located far from your actual geographic location, resulting in significantly high ping. This high latency can create unintentional advantages by making the player's actions harder to predict or respond to. While some players ping smurf on purpose to exploit this, others do it unknowingly and still claim their performance is based on skill rather than lag.
"ggez scrub"
"mf that wasn't skill you're ping smurfing your ass off."
by Nirvloyd May 8, 2025
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Smurf

A Twitter/Instagram user who pays for a blue checkmark in order to gain more followers or attention.

"Smurfing" is the act of buying the blue checkmark.
Did you see that Danny just paid for a Twitter checkmark so he could promote his NFTs?

Oh man, what a sad little Smurf. He must be feeling desperate.

Yeah, now everyone knows he was just smurfing.
by Unsmoked April 24, 2023
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Smurf

This word relates to a person who is acting close to the age of a 6 year old and cannot spell his/her name.
You dirty little SMURF, WTF I hope you get chopped up in a meat cutter, get your balls sliced off, and shoved up your A$$!!!
by Shedninja January 15, 2009
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