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Sit on a Dick

v. A sexual position involving a male sitting criss-cross apple sauce, and someone sits on his erected penis.
np. The penis-related equivalent to "go to hell."
1: "Baby, wanna sit on a dick?" he said. He sits criss-crossed, and she says, "Yes please...💋❤️"
by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024
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Sit down lunch

A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.
Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.
by Smitty$ January 15, 2021
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she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd
person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"
by ILOVEAMERICA4EVER February 10, 2023
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Zone sitting

When someone in Call Of Duty is sitting in a specific zone of the map on the game mode Domination.
When you and your team are being killed by people zone sitting by their flag in Domination.
by Luziach Swag May 6, 2013
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Sit

A player on a team sport cannot participate, usually due to ignoring coach instructions.
The coach noticed Connor was not passing the puck to his teammates before making a shot on goal attempt. He called him back to the bench and told him "You don't pass, you sit".
by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019
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sit sit

When a female is on her menstrual cycle of the month. The term comes from being restricted to just sitting during the time of the month. Otherwise, one may experience the niagra falls coming down.
Susan has been quite bitchy lately, is she on her sit sit?
by Pickle dicks August 26, 2017
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Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
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