kummy shizzle

a person who purchases hotel rooms with the specific intent of engaging in sexual relations with women who have both offspring and are married/engaged

Henry: Dude I got hammered last night and woke up next to Caitlin at the Motel 6.

David: Oh snap!!! you pulled a kummy shizzle!!!

by jock koostow September 10, 2008

Shizzle Can

Shizzle Can is a made up holiday in which people receive coal. Shizzle Can happened to fall on Christmas. Mofu Clausu is the person who brings the coal.

“Man, Shizzle Can is gonna be super exciting!”

by ScrubbyTubby2 August 04, 2020

Fo Shizzle Steve

What you say to your friend John when you agree with him

John- "My name is Steve"
Steve- "Fo Shizzle Steve"

by The_UrbanXx_Pro April 25, 2016

pizzle 'fo shizzle

When you've got to take a leak, you say this phrase instead; it sounds a bit "gangsta".

Awww damn, I've got to pizzle 'fo shizzle!!!

by telephony00 April 11, 2024

Shizzling

It is when you shimmy on top of your pterodactyl while sizzling in a burning pan with grease.

I stubbed my toe while shizzling

by Jesus Molester June 05, 2019

lolizzle fo shizzle

a lolizzle fo shizzle is a very cool person. she is extremely hawt. she’s a flipping baller, and she always has amazing parties. no one is better than a lolizzle fo shizzle😍😍

lolizzle fo shizzles litty party was lit.

by The_peace_keeper February 20, 2018

falapy shizzle

the act of cumming in a drunk blonde girls belly button while others are doing body shots off her, while she sticks her finger in your butt, if you sneak it in at a bar its called a unexpected falap shot

Destiny King is a sloot who loves falapy shizzle

by PgFued May 13, 2015