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fucking Shakespeare

someone who is incredibly inept with words
Bob: I, uh... well... Jeez, I was flunder--I mean wondering if--
Bill: Sheesh, look at Bob. Fucking Shakespeare, he is.
by Deirdre Nightshade December 19, 2008
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fifty shades of slay

Aye you see that guy over there he's fifty shades of slay
by Jlils October 29, 2015
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Shakes

A person that know's all about sneakers & clothes
Devin: The retro jordan 6's will be coming out next month
Chris: Really?? DANG, Your a shakes!!
by Vegatron March 8, 2010
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Shades

1. (noun) A pair of sunglasses

2. (adjective) a word used to describe an act that is mean, deceiving, or otherwise messed up, or "shady." it is basically a derivative of the word shady when used as an adjective.
1. Hey, that's a nice pair of shades you got on

2. What?! your taking your girl to the game but not me?! You said that you and me were gonna go a month ago when you bought the tickets! That's shades!
by orange county's finest May 22, 2011
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Shakespearience

When you have an encounter that reminds you in any way shape or form of Shakespeare and/or any of his works.
Hey, Mrs. Leigh, I had a Shakespearience: In 500 Days of Summer he says, Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
by shakesgal February 3, 2010
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The Waterfall Of shame

A depraved sex act that involves slowly pouring warm water over a female’s clit until she pees, then scolding her for being filthy. Enjoyed by men who like to yell and women that like to be yelled at.
The Waterfall Of Shame

Woman: Please stop I can’t hold it anymore
Man: You filthy little child!
by The Collectiveish August 4, 2010
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Shame

The feeling you get after dressing up as a little girl and demanding to suck a fat English bloke who you call Daddy's cock. This is often accompanied by a pink sock and a dirtied anus filled with a strange man's cum.

The feeling is not followed while, or even directly after cumming, but brought on in the moments following, as you catch your breath. It is brought to life by the thought; "what the fuck am I doing?? What the fuck is this??", but after a few short minutes you entirely forget about the entire mess, and the thoughts of scrambling out of your pink Hello Kitty nightshirt and into your Porsche 944 B, clad only in the leather jack boots you wore inside his house, and driving full throttle to the heart of central America, completely forgetting who you once were and of all the sexual atrocities you have committed behind thin, barely closed doors.

Then you decide you're amoral, just to get through another day. You go back into the living room and spread eagle for this fatboy you call Daddy, putting on a collar and a cute little sundress just to get your jollies.

And such is life.
I felt a great shame within me arise after I came while writing this definition.
by CharlesStarkweather July 30, 2011
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