Smurf

Any woman or man who dyes their pubes the same color as their hair

"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"

by ButtlickingCunthole June 24, 2019

smurf

dick in a box

i dont know nigga smurf

by CANUTEDOESMINECRAFT June 30, 2019

Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders

I was poopy with smurf shoulders

by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019

papa smurf

When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula

Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?

by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019

Smurf

Racist slur towards a Short Mexican.

See that fucking Smurf over there!?

by Dalton Curls April 15, 2019

Smurfing

In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.

Damn man that player is smurfing we cant win

by BabyLayla December 13, 2019

Smurfing

When you snort blue adderall and your nose and mucus become completely blue in the process.

Smurfing - We ran out of blow and started smurfing the addy to hold us over.

by Chelsnels December 21, 2019