Sleep Edging

That point where you’re laying down and about to go to sleep but stop and wake yourself up only to do it again.

Therapist: How have you been handling your nightmares lately?
Me: I’ve just been sleep edging and drinking lots of caffeine.
Therapist: Wha..?
Me: I don’t sleep.

by Quinn&Quynn October 09, 2021

sleep boner

Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.

Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?

by The Chicken Warlord November 09, 2013

ugly sleep

Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.

I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt

by Dante_ck October 19, 2015

Sleep is for the weak

When it comes to sleep I don't need it!! I shall stay up and watch anime until i feel like resting!

"Just one more episode"

*finishes the anime*

"Yup sleep is for the weak"

by Unknown_weeb0 September 12, 2020

Sleeping Suzie

Plugging your butthole with the nose of sleeping friend/family member/whomever you please

Late at night i enjoy pulling sleeping suzies on my sister

by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

sleeping papers

During school, you crumple up a few papers and place them in the back of your binder, then open your binder to the front, place your head on the paper, and you have an extremely comfortable pillow. These papers are usually old and unnecessary for the rest of the year.

"Use that old sheet for some sleeping papers! Itll give you a good sleep during english"

by ednamw April 02, 2010